Alsimi Flint

Background
Alsimi Flint is a major character in the Midge Chronicles.

Alsimi grew up alongside his brother Xpert. At a very young age, Alsimi was exposed to the ways of the lord and embraced Christianity as his religion. Alsimi's non-religious parents did not approve of this and therefore he spent most of his life growing up with his aunt and uncle, Eugene and Lydia Flint.

Eugene and Lydia were supportive of Alsimi and so he considered them to be his true parental figures. Though Lydia was the one who was primarily there for him as Eugene spent most of his days drunk.

Alsimi took his fascination with the lord to the next level by applying for a job at The Church of Blossom. The church was owned by Reverend Dave, who happily employed Alsimi upon seeing he had not sinned.

Alsimi and Dave worked well in the church, spreading the word of the lord and eradicating sinners in their path. When Dave felt that a group of chavs led by former resident Ben Mitchell were giving The Neighbourhood a bad reputation, he and Alsimi kidnapped and hung all of them in the church basement to ensure the community was kept pure.

Act l
On the second night, Arthur, Alsimi and Koni went out looking for eggs at the Simpsons household. When they arrived they were surprised to see Midge not there, but Lisa, Midge's daughter, was. They fled into the basement to find a Homer Simpson tied up. Homer told them seek Oogway, master of the eggs. The 3 then fled to the attic, jumped out, broke there legs, then were saved by Dave Blossom.